Sunday, 20 September 2020

21/9/20 ***Slight Hypomania

 Hi honey,

Yati wanted me to teach her business email.  She is willing to pay me 100 bucks per month.  Here is the first lesson:

[10:31 PM, 9/20/2020] Yati: Baik i byr u rm100

[10:31 PM, 9/20/2020] Yati: Sebulan

[10:31 PM, 9/20/2020] Yati: Ajar i menulis

[10:31 PM, 9/20/2020] Yati: 🤭

[7:39 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Nk tak ajar i tulis email

[7:41 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: I bagi satu pertua:  Write to express, not to impress

[7:41 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: English I teruk

[7:41 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[7:41 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: 😁

[7:41 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Taktau nk mula

[7:42 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Mengada lah tu hehehe

[7:42 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Sumpah

[7:42 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: I nk belajar business writing

[7:43 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Tengok lah sample dalam internet

[7:43 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Ohhh

[7:43 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Tu je cukup ke

[7:43 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Apa kata u bg srminggu satu topic kt i

[7:43 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Seminggu 2 topic

[7:43 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: 🤭🤭🤭

[7:43 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: OK bagi theme dia

[7:44 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: apa yang younak tulis

[7:44 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Email company

[7:44 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Apa2lah surat rasmi

[7:44 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: So start with salutation

[7:44 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: I dulu keje dbkl so surat melayu I superb

[7:44 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Ie:  Greetings earthlings

[7:45 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Then start with an opening

[7:45 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Tu yg I mintk u ajar😁😁😁

[7:45 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Ie:  Do you want to learn to suck cock?

[7:46 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Dulu google

[7:46 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Support with answer:

[7:46 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Teknik terbaik

[7:46 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Ie:  At UNIKL we teach our Nigerian students to be good cock suckers

[7:47 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Then illutrations:

[7:47 AM, 9/21/2020] Yati: Ohhhh

[7:49 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Ie:  Here in UNIKL, we make sure that in order to successfully suck cocks, the students must be able to lick pussies.  Therefore it is mandatory for all male students to have sex with the universities administrators

[7:49 AM, 9/21/2020] sharudinj: Kan senang...

Hahaha...  There...  Lesson One.

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Bummer, no go on the eBook publication.

So no go on wellness book.

Looks like I am back on Coursera and my Mental Health and Positive Psychology course development.

Now I...  Wait, wait...  I can translate my eBook in Malay.

Alright.  I am in business.  Later hon...

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This is not good.  Because of the interaction with Zali yesterday and because I had very little sleep this morning, I am experiencing hypomania.

Suddenly I have so many things I want to do:

  • Attend to Coursera
  • Read The Fasting Lane
  • Write the Malay version of Lose Fat, Stay Fit
 I ended calling up Yati, Master Jedi, BJ, and Ursilan.

Fuck!  All I got to do is do nothing.

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