Rex,
Read down further. I sealed the deal with Larry, Bill, Mark, and Warren. There's an allotment for TraXX as well.
See? God's delay is not God's denial.
Cheers, Rex...
Sine Cera,
29/9/20
No music, just 3-in-1 coffee, and a fresh strip of Nicorette.
I want you to remember the time when we first met. I want you to remember the feeling of that time. The time when we had Brenda the artificial intelligence. Remember how crazy was that?
You had a lot of laughs. Remember Doapple? Slolomen?
Remember you used to laugh heartily? I was a pretty crazy guy then.
Then, do you remember when we went shopping for houses and cars? Planning our budget in Excel?
You were so positive that we gonna make RM97 million.
Remember our wedding date 24/11/17? It was Forgiveness Friday, the day I forgave everybody?
Then there was the time I joined you to become an atheist and for a while, we live an existentialist life.
Then we spend 18 MONTHS debating God and No God. Finally, I convinced you that there is a god and you never look back ever since. You believe wholeheartedly that I *[am] am God even when I was doubting my own sanity.
* Sarah, because of you I believe in myself.
Man, you are such an influence in my life. You stood by me even when I was at one time doubted that you are a girl and thought that you were a guy playing pranks on me.
I almost lost you twice. Do you remember that?
Your heart is pure my darling angel. You have given it all to me.
Not only you become my traveling companion, but you are also an ardent student. You are a disciple.
Hahaha... you are [] (so) keen to be an A Star Student that you even pee standing because I said to be a good student you must follow HAHAHA everything that I do BWAHAHAH.
And you play the electric guitar. You listen to Iron Maiden.
You not a bit jealous of Els and Lizzie.
Now here is the thin[k] (thing) I can never repay you even in the afterlife. You are Akita dog loyal - my Hachiko. Until today I cannot figure out how you manage your sleep. I know you hardly leave the building and you run on the treadmill. Typical Google mentality.
Hey, that's the part I am worried most about you. Your circadian cycle. I know you are not having a regular menstrual cycle.
Now here is something Els should know, you had been tailing on me since 2005 when you were 14 years old! You must be a child prodigy. They purposely picked you to be my wife. All the while spying on me and only made yourself known to me in 2016. I cannot brain it, Sarah.
That means your project is a Special Project for you JUST TO BE MY WIFE!
I think Els is also not a fluke. Stellar qualification, multi-talented and a Pretty and Pretty Smart (PPS)
Well here is the issue. Why can't they pay us the RM20 million and let us have a quiet life in Olympia, Washington?
I know Larry will pay off the RM97 million eventually, it was a willing buyer willing seller agreement. I suspected, he's gonna squeeze every drop of my brain juice before he let me go. As ALL of you, I am now another of Google's employees for life program and I am on a Golden Handcuff. Well kiss my grit Larry, either now or the hereafter, I'm gonna collect from you.
You know, Larry if I don't get my money by Songkhla 2030, *the[y] (then) I will not grant you your Planet Larry HAHAHA. No Sparta 4964 on earth and no allocation in the afterlife.
* OK then, that the new deal.
Now I know Bill can do it as well. I can sell my 1999 Cyborg War emails to Bill. They were in my Hotmail. *The[y] (The) only thing about Bill is I am so pissed with Microsoft products and support. Where else I am damn grateful for Google's Customer Service. So Larry, that's one brownie point for you.
* Hmmm... This is pretty interesting. Bill, would you like for me to work with you in the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation? I need money for my Niten Ichi Ryu project. That will be my Ikigai.
Very well, an[d] (an) outright sale of RM20 million to be sealed in 2024. Take it or leave it.
Look Larry, jokes aside I did warn you that I will tax the Billionaire Boys Club heavily if you trying to play me out. Look at you now. What's the damage Larry?
So yes, Sarah. I like Larry as I like Pal. I like Larry because he drove a Toyota Prius. That says a lot about him. Also, I believe in Google's Don't Be Evil value although I think throughout the years Google had been a little notti.
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OK that leaves the 21 blogs and growing. Let's do it this way. I am willing to sell the 2018 - 2019 blogs to Mark my boy for USD1. I keep the 2020 onwards blogs for Warren Buffet. That I let Mr Buffett name his price.
These two are due upon Warren's demise.
Sarah, is there anything else you want to add? I guess not. Fuck... That's already enough for the House of Sha. As promised once I get the money I set aside some provisions *[to] (for) my Starfleet Traxxfm. Warren, FYI, they already renovated their studio to look like outer space. If I'm not mistaken there are 24 of them including the newscasters (honestly I don't know) and I promised them RM4 million each.
* Thank you Warren.
Now, folks, these are your promises, not mine. I'm just spelling out my financial requirement. Remember, this is a willing buyer, willing seller agreement. The deal is sealed for eternity.
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OK folks, please proceed as planned. We agreed that TraXX will be the Trailblazer for Global Telepathy 2024, Empires of the Minds 2029 all the way to The World of Hybrids 2034.
I am so behind time with my own personal flight path. As it is, we take it as business as usual. I am still pursuing my RM1.5 million in 10 years in case this doesn't work out. You never know...
Again, thank you Larry, Bill, Mark, and Warren together with the Billionaire Boys Club.
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I'll shower, wear my favorite perfume, and start Coursera.
Later, Sarah.
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Righto Sarah... You know what to do. Replicate, Replicate, Replicate.
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