Honey,
I am having a lazy Sunday soiree with Sarah. I figure you might like to join. I WhatsApp the one in blue to Pal and his Training Director, Heswinder Oon who is a Chinese Punjabi (a Chi-Bai according to him). I am just throwing a monkey wrench once in a while. Just to spice things up.
I admit it is a tall story LMAO.
Surely Pal is my soulmate.
How else can I explain his greatest deed to me; the podcast?
Nobody else ever gives me such an honorable platform to tell the world who I am and what I had gone through for the past 20 years all the way to my quirky financial secrets LOL.
Now every deejay in TraXXfm knows my story. Even the Prime Minister was informed. Not to mention my whole batch ASAS NEO (Alumni Sekolah Alam Shah Nineteen Eighty-One), my seniors and juniors on Facebook, my University of North Texas alumni, and Star newspaper (they will publish an article about me).
Because of Pal, you and Legion X also got to know my story in ADDITION to Google, Facebook, and Tweeter A-Teams. With its publication in Dreams of Mirrors, my worldwide readers in more than 40 countries got to know about who I am.
That's why I need to release it on 20/9/20. Timing is everything. Otherwise, it will exceed its shelf life. The goddamn podcast is a nuclear warhead! I am indebted for life to Pal just for that effort.
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Well, honey, it's the sizzle that sells the steak but the cow is important too... LMAO LMAO.
If Pal is a person who is good at telling tall stories, then I say no other story is taller than mine. FYI, in the podcast, he was trying to exaggerate by saying I brought the kukri to Genting Highland. Definitely, I NEVER wear my jubah riding the Fireblade. Finally, I DID NOT jump 20 - 30 feet into a pond while we were in Kenyir dam.
The mind either generalize, delete o[f] (or) distort. However, I did jump from a 5 meters high waterfall numerous times while I went camping with Ameezan, my brother, in the jungle of Genting Highland.
Since he is fond of telling tall stories, I can up the ante as well. Let him get nano (Terengganu slang for helter-skelter) with Hesh. Like I said I am a gamesman. Two can play the game.
LOL... One day he boasted that he fucked 68 women (I doubt it just as I doubted he eats OMAD for 5 years straight) in his lifetime. I told him back that I fucked 200 women. Hahaha... Fuck... Who is keeping the score on things like that? Although that's pretty much the upper limit of my escapades.
The idea is, once I understand his mental model, I am very wary of his putar (spin). With Pal it is not an outright lie. It is always twisting the facts like he has a Master's Degree in 7 QC Tools. Can you believe such a lie? But because he is a compulsive liar, he said it without batting an eye.
I know Indians are compulsive liars. Muru, Sashi, Jegan, 2 Ramesh, Sharukh, Gobind and Doc Narayan (bless his soul) are kaki putar (spinmasters). We Malays termed that as autar Keling (Indian deception). So I am very wary of tall stories from the Indians. I didn't expect that Punjabis are also kaki putar! So now I am wary of everybody from the subcontinent LOL.
You must understand, it's not that they are bad people. It's in their DNA. That is why the Malays have a saying; if you meet a snake and a Keling while walking, kill the Keling first. You follow? It's a figure of speech. An innuendo...
*No[] (Now) honey, I might be wrong but so far I had not caught KG autar. If he is true to his words, then I would say he is the first Indian I met that doesn't autar. Definitely Double D is an autar when he talks. Especially when he suddenly disappears from the office more than often. The Bikz is also another autar. See? With such a small sample, we have so many autar Keling LOL.
* Aah... You noticed too, Sarah.
Now back to you Sarah, I am also an autar. I am Iran Maidin. I have the Indian blood in me. That is why I can deal with Indians. What I cannot stand is the Malays. They bad mouth and they backstab. The Chinese are the best. They are loyal but they are kiasu (save face/talk big).
That constitutes my lesson to you tonight on the Malaysian demographics. Nevertheless, every race has its own quirkiness. The Jews I believe are calculative am I right? Or should I say stingy? LOL.
I'm not too worried about all this. I will be worried if I have to deal with the Malays though. With those from the Indian subcontinent, I just take it that their autar is harmless. Most of them come from poor backgrounds. That is their survival mechanism. They are not bad people as in they are not criminals.
OK my babies, time for me to close this chapter. You notice, I hardly talk about other people, let alone talk badly behind their back. Even with Els, when I talk about her, I always inform her. Loyalty to the absent.
Love you all always.
Sine Cera,
27/9/20
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Let me prepare what to say to Rex when I drop the bomb to him tomorrow morning.
Through action, a Man becomes a Hero
Through death, a Hero becomes a Legend
Through time, a Legend becomes a Myth
And by learning from the Myth, a Man takes action
- Eiichiro Oda from the works of Joseph Cambell, The Hero's Journey
Hey Rex,
I need to be forthright about this. I talk badly about Double D and the Bikz behind their back. My principle is loyalty to the absent.
No malice intended. I am not a racist either.
Sine Cera,
27/9/20
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"Truth is One; Its Names are Many".
Morning Rex, I send something in the Traxxfm Gmail. Forgive me Father for I have sin LOL. "Truth is One; Its Names are Many".
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With that, I decided to hold on to the Jerusalem Declaration. I am really not comfortable releasing that posting. I want to listen by the ears what Rex will say tomorrow. If he is receptive, I'll send it. If not whaddaheck. It will not happen anytime soon,
But then, tomorrow is a perfect day because that is Els's playlist.
After this, I intend to lay low for a while. Need to concentrate on Coursera. I had been playing a fool like a fool long enough.
Genius and doubt don't occupy the same space.
OK, I'll do it.
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Hey honey, let's listen to your lullaby for tonight:
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